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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>I’m Fucking Fantastic.</description><title>The Life and Stlyes of Me</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @shortandfabulous)</generator><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Thoughts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I stay having fucked up thoughts.. Things like you can&amp;#8217;t stand our relationship sober so that&amp;#8217;s why you always want to get fucked up. That&amp;#8217;s why you get drunk so much.. And then there&amp;#8217;s those thoughts that are me spending my life with a drunk. Just like my mom, and I don&amp;#8217;t want that&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/52262736385</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/52262736385</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:55:53 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>kateoplis:

“What on earth can you do on this earth but catch...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5280115a0373f161b6a9e0a1cdc00f61/tumblr_mnxm1dOizq1qz7lxdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/52254184932/what-on-earth-can-you-do-on-this-earth-but-catch" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;kateoplis&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;div class="post_title medium"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;“W&lt;span class="quote"&gt;hat on earth can you do on this earth but catch whatever comes near you with both hands, until your fingers are broken?&lt;/span&gt;”&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="post_body"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;— &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Tennessee Williams&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/52258711302</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/52258711302</guid><pubDate>Wed, 05 Jun 2013 20:00:24 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

via</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a52a82b19843f19c73378777fa921933/tumblr_mn5pm8xIVR1qzcv7no1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/50996053090/via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1err2o/super_mario/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/51001644117</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/51001644117</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:04:06 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6a68a0c49e0b5f01b6abea8c06a33e84/tumblr_mn5tr6cuZl1qe0wclo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/51001094069/pussy-magnet" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Pussy Magnet.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/51001542946</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/51001542946</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 14:02:20 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>The thoughts</title><description>&lt;p&gt;It&amp;#8217;s when a friend of yours that just so happens to be female, makes a suggestion like that, and you don&amp;#8217;t immediately shoot her down even if it is hypothetical that I embrace the possibility.. The possibility that I might lose you to someone else because she&amp;#8217;s beautiful and I&amp;#8217;m&amp;#8230; Well I&amp;#8217;m me.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/50925155479</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/50925155479</guid><pubDate>Mon, 20 May 2013 15:21:42 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I miss my best friend. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I will admit to missing my best friend.. There isn&amp;#8217;t a day that goes by that I don&amp;#8217;t wanna tell you something but, you changed. You aren&amp;#8217;t the only guilty party here but, you changed into a person I no longer recognized or knew.. I had no idea what happened to make you become this person that you said you&amp;#8217;d never be. I miss my best friend but, you aren&amp;#8217;t her anymore and you changed too much to go back to being her. I miss my best friend. The one I knew.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/49152841736</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/49152841736</guid><pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 23:22:37 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

17 Diabolic Acts of Pure Evil</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/860e40a8716c7b28dcb2c5caaeccca0f/tumblr_mltnbp4DKy1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/11a526b1c8560e9e0f87b2d2b557bb6f/tumblr_mltnbp4DKy1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aca5e434024e86b36f634e96a338a93f/tumblr_mltnbp4DKy1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f49207762354984c7ed1f4cbaa36cb79/tumblr_mltnbp4DKy1qzcv7no4_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c2ed182609ac383a98e360d38f1c19b0/tumblr_mltnbp4DKy1qzcv7no5_400.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/48868713089/17-diabolic-acts-of-pure-evil" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/04/25/17-diabolic-plots-of-pure-evil/"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;17 Diabolic Acts of Pure Evil&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897533265</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897533265</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:43:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

There’s more and they are all hilarious.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7abdafc109d1e0609fd83c8f8e947ae7/tumblr_mltvp62Ttp1qzcv7no1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eeb3bfeb99c0240f53040cb777b997aa/tumblr_mltvp62Ttp1qzcv7no3_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ade3f1ee9986362cab674d23e6922dd4/tumblr_mltvp62Ttp1qzcv7no5_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9e5772abc75c99de786b37303fdd2d9b/tumblr_mltvp62Ttp1qzcv7no2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/48873991954/theres-more-and-they-are-all-hilarious" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;There’s more and &lt;a href="http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2013/04/25/kids-prank-parents-with-drug-deal-text-18-pics/"&gt;they are all hilarious&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897342502</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897342502</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:41:12 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9l4pxIF3j1rslfxoo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897038841</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48897038841</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Apr 2013 21:37:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Facebook. All day. Every day.
via...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/85b4aa67493807e2914192aebcc01475/tumblr_mlhl0tXNTA1r3gb1do1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6d8e154ce04b5c0e73f58cba608975b7/tumblr_mlhl0tXNTA1r3gb1do2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/48615641333/facebook-all-day-every-day-via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Facebook. All day. Every day.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yellowcrayonwillow.tumblr.com/post/48338756765/me-on-a-daily-basis"&gt;via yellowcrayonwillow&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48615797745</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48615797745</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Apr 2013 11:26:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

I did some hard time here when I was four.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/642cb7b6ac427a2594fe4cfe122f4e43/tumblr_mlfkk3OQ0O1qzlcg0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/48274653865/i-did-some-hard-time-here-when-i-was-four" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;I did some hard time here when I was four.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48329468180</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/48329468180</guid><pubDate>Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:52:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Every second you aren&amp;#8217;t talking to me, I feel like your mind is on her&amp;#8230;.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;Every second you aren&amp;#8217;t talking to me, I feel like your mind is on her&amp;#8230;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47835409869</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47835409869</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Apr 2013 23:29:26 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I&amp;#8217;m tired of people saying something they know will piss me off and then thinking its okay to...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m tired of people saying something they know will piss me off and then thinking its okay to bitch at me for what comes out of my mouth. It&amp;#8217;s ridiculous. If you know I&amp;#8217;m a hot head why say something ignorant that you know I&amp;#8217;m gonna Kirk about? Save yourself the trouble and just shut the fuck up.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47622874183</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47622874183</guid><pubDate>Wed, 10 Apr 2013 11:06:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>He must of had a tee time in Heaven.</title><description>&lt;p&gt;He must of had a tee time in Heaven.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47549419225</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47549419225</guid><pubDate>Tue, 09 Apr 2013 13:33:27 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Bitch</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m gonna stop letting this get to me.. She isn&amp;#8217;t worth my time&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;&amp;#8230;.. 😔😡😡😤😤👿👿🌋&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47192685454</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/47192685454</guid><pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 10:32:11 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>shortformblog:

NOT OK source
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c9374ea93b6c0069a69be5819bfc101b/tumblr_mk12yu8rgD1qas8z9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shortformblog.com/post/45939878836/not-ok-source"&gt;shortformblog&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;NOT OK &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;a class="source" href="http://geekologie.com/2013/03/chuck-norris-shaves-beard-loses-all-myst.php"&gt;source&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964473478</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964473478</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:53:05 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>theclearlydope:

Sorry to ruin your bad day. 

😍</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35a64d851d3753244b5305e2eb1fa492/tumblr_mk0wd9u2EJ1qzx3jto1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://theclearlydope.tumblr.com/post/45952501762/sorry-to-ruin-your-bad-day" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;theclearlydope&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://funnyordie.tumblr.com/post/45927108624/fuzzy-friends"&gt;S&lt;/a&gt;orry to ruin your bad day. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;😍&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964450882</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964450882</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:52:48 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

via</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eac67f5b4c8868210501ff4a7ed1907a/tumblr_mk1jbyT1GM1qzcv7no1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/45963304950/via" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://funsubstance.com/fun/38367/lava-goats/"&gt;via&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964222023</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45964222023</guid><pubDate>Thu, 21 Mar 2013 22:49:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>laughingsquid:

The Irish Anatomy</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c15167ff141515189a526c317c328be6/tumblr_mjtri62ymP1qz4cuyo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://links.laughingsquid.com/post/45620366131/the-irish-anatomy" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;laughingsquid&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingsquid.com/the-irish-anatomy/"&gt;The Irish Anatomy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45649489043</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45649489043</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Mar 2013 23:52:46 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>pleatedjeans:

forlackofabettercomic</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cfa5f5ab702c660397b0d4d3c353e9f1/tumblr_mjq5242y2A1qardsjo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://stream.pleated-jeans.com/post/45500050856/forlackofabettercomic" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;pleatedjeans&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://forlackofabettercomic.tumblr.com/post/45453175010/hes-as-lethal-as-he-is-adorable-ive-got-a"&gt;forlackofabettercomic&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45521171966</link><guid>http://shortandfabulous.tumblr.com/post/45521171966</guid><pubDate>Sat, 16 Mar 2013 15:54:52 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
